my therapist asked me what makes me happy and I said performing exorcisms and she just looked at me and said ‘and that’s why you’re in therapy’
looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
How to make your monitor only visible to you
THAT IS REALLY COOL
If my mom saw me staring at my laptop with nothing but a blank screen it would go one of two ways.
She would either A: Accept it and carry on.
or B: Finally decide I’ve gone nuts and get me help
I’m just going to put this on my list of things to do.
THAT IS SO COOL I AM GONNA DO IT IN THE SUMMER HOLS OMG
HEY GUYS IT’S JUNE 19
GUESS THAT MEANS?
IT MEANS FUN!
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST EXPERIENCE
CLICK AND GREEN IS NO LONGER A CREATIVE COLOR
OMG I WASNT EXPECTING THAT OMG WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENEND IN THE SECOND MINUTE
OH MY FUCKIGN GODFA SD;KFJ I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT AT ALL I’M SCREAMING
wait are there people who haven’t seen this already???
What is animal crossing even about
you move to a new place but you forgot you don’t have a house so a raccoon gives you one and makes you pay it off by hauling fruit mostly and catching fish and bugs but all the other animals are off limits and talk to you and you usually get distracted by collecting weird shit you find on the ground and decorate your house with it
so like HGTV meets child labor meets pokemon
what a time to be alive
Why has Tumblr taught me more about basic living than all of my previous schooling experiences combined
Dude that’s nothin compared to this:
i cannot believe that someone made a fucking portrait of dean winchester’s blue steel
never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man
if you want to play on that playground you do that
if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that
if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you
when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
WHY IS OBAMA SUCH A CHILL PRESIDENT?
i just want to be friends with obama
best friends with obama.
BROBAMAS FOR THE WIN.
if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
- fuck you
we are the future