My Precious

sodamnrelatable:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

(Source: geniusalias)

ceresx:

my therapist asked me what makes me happy and I said performing exorcisms and she just looked at me and said ‘and that’s why you’re in therapy’

vickycrossing:

pyreclaws:

kokiron:

What is animal crossing even about

you move to a new place but you forgot you don’t have a house so a raccoon gives you one and makes you pay it off by hauling fruit mostly and catching fish and bugs but all the other animals are off limits and talk to you and you usually get distracted by collecting weird shit you find on the ground and decorate your house with it

so like HGTV meets child labor meets pokemon

what a time to be alive

jaclcfrost:

never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man

if you want to play on that playground you do that

if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that

if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you

rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:

• fuck you

(Source: cosrnos)